Equality Means … Wives Can Be Bigamists Too

Wife marries.

And Wife marries again, this time to a friend of her first husband.

First husband regrets that Wife won’t give him a divorce.

That’s how second husband learns that Wife and first husband were never divorced.

By this time though, Wife has married third husband.

Wife and second husband were never divorced either.

It seems Wife couldn’t afford to obtain divorces.

So she allegedly just married new husbands without divorces from the old husbands.

Wife is arrested on two counts of bigamy.

Third husband wants to take care of Wife’s first two divorces, so that he can legalize his marriage to Wife.

On the bright side, Wife’s divorces may qualify for a volume discount.

Read more in this Shreveport [LA] KTBS ABC TV article: Oops, She Did It Again — And Again.